Tuesday, June 9, 2009

BREAKING NEWS!!!


During his brief stay in Iraq, comedian Stephen Colbert has already made headlines by addressing a high school graduation by video, shaving his head on stage at a USO performance, declaring victory in Iraq, capturing Osama bin Laden, negotiating a peace treaty between Israel and Palestine, solving the Kashmir crisis, and wearing a turtleneck in the summer, in Iraq. Said Colbert, "I'd like to apologize to our viewing audience for a camera glitch that allows us only to broadcast in black and white."
--A.P.

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