Thursday, April 29, 2010

Getting Ahead

Eventually, after millions of years of progress and evolution, we just start faking it.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Raising Arizona: starring Danny Trejo

This is what happens when Danny Trejo is pulled over and asked for his papers. Because Chuck Norris dresses up like Danny Trejo for Halloween.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Earth Daze

Earth Day is here, and I'm proud to say that it's the first holiday since Christmas that contrasts the popular Who-ville morel of "Stop being such greedy little wenches!" with the unrestrained capitalism of "Hey! buy our product! It's green now!"

I should point out that all the numbers in this comic are as accurate and up-to-date as I could find. Most of them came from 2003 to around 2006. There are no statistics on how much trash the entire world throws away each year, so I used estimates based on America's output. What staggered me was that we produce more air pollution than we do physical waste--by weight! Do you have any idea how much a ton of CO2 is? Holy crap!

Friday, April 2, 2010

Zoo Loggy

Went to the zoo today. Really really crowded. Glad I didn't go on Saturday.